A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two
buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the
man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around
for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you.
It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now. The man poured the
fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden
turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked
A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to
get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart
associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you
tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything
you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but
dropped it all on the counter anyway.

He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good
all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all
that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so
I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts.
At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was
she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish
stink bait is $2.50!"
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